Captain Planet
Remember this guy?! I'm actually surprised they haven't yet brought this show back in some incarnation, what with all the global warming hoopla these days.
Even as a young person though, I realized Captain Planet was rather indoctrinal and contrived :)
But hey, how can you not love the green mullet and icy blue skin of the Captain? I wonder who it was that bestowed the rank of "captain" upon our friend here, anyway?